The whole conference was a comedy, except for that handshake.
Published: Wednesday, December 02, 2015 6:48 AM
The laugh of the day comes from Islamic terrorist Mahmoud Abbas. He accused the Israelis of destroying the “Palestinian” climate.
That knee-slapper is no sketch from Comedy Central. No, it happened in Paris. That’s where world leaders have been meeting to discuss the weather.
Really? Yes, really.
Myself, I do not recall Churchill, FDR and Stalin discussing the weather when they met to resolve a world in turmoil. During a World at War, three times they met, Tehran, Yalta, Potsdam, and the sense of urgency was always about War and Peace, never the weather.
Now here we are again, different leaders facing a different war, but these men and women are more worried about climate change than Islamic terrorism.
This is not a humor column, people. Not yet.
So Hollande was there of course, during this Paris Climate Conference, weeks after Islamists murdered more than 100 of his people.
He said that Islamic terrorism is very bad, but the weather? OMG!
Name any crisis anywhere about anything and he’ll blame Israel; won’t let it go to waste.
Merkel was there at a time when migrants were deluging Germany, but it was the weather that got her to Paris, come rain or come shine.
Germany is being destroyed by weather – got that?
Obama was there. Most of all, Obama. This is his baby. He was proud to say that this conference, about the weather, will teach ISIS a lesson. We will not be defeated….and this word just in: the towel-heads are shaking in their boots. “A weather conference!” wept their leader. “We are sunk.”
All the world’s leaders were there in Paris, 150 of them, at a time when we lack a single world leader. Putin comes close.
Mahmoud Abbas showed up. He dances at every wedding. This is the thug who has overstayed his PA leadership by more than 10 years. In other words, he is no leader, world or otherwise. In plain language, he is a terrorist, a bum and a killer – but always good for a laugh. So, ladies and gentlemen, heeeer’s Mahmoud.
No kidding. This cat’s got real possibilities for stand-up comedy. We hear that his pal Geraldo Rivera just lost his radio gig. Get the message?
So this part-time comedian, what was his message? He announced, with a straight face, that Israel is carrying out ecological attacks against his people. “Our agriculture is being destroyed,” declared Abbas, yesterday’s financier of the Munich massacre and today a “world leader.”
What a guy! What timing!
Name any crisis anywhere about anything and he’ll blame Israel; won’t let it go to waste.
If you remember Gush Katif, then you know how funny that is, that zinger.
Because when 10,000 Israelis were forcibly vacated from there, from Gaza, they left everything behind. This was Sharon’s pogrom against his own people, the Jews. So they left and handed over farms and greenhouses, all in pristine condition, and what did Abbas and his Arabs do the minute they took over this billion-dollar industry?
What did they do when they were handed this windfall, all this cutting edge agriculture?
They trashed it and burned it all to the ground, is what they did. Overnight, rubble. Rubble. This they do well. Nothing else.
Did anybody laugh at Mahmoud’s whopper? Don’t think so. World leaders don’t laugh. They do shake hands. Bibi shook hands with bloody Abbas.
That too happened in Paris.
Big mistake. That is not comedy when a Jewish world leader stoops so low. That is tragedy.
That knee-slapper is no sketch from Comedy Central. No, it happened in Paris. That’s where world leaders have been meeting to discuss the weather.
Really? Yes, really.
Myself, I do not recall Churchill, FDR and Stalin discussing the weather when they met to resolve a world in turmoil. During a World at War, three times they met, Tehran, Yalta, Potsdam, and the sense of urgency was always about War and Peace, never the weather.
Now here we are again, different leaders facing a different war, but these men and women are more worried about climate change than Islamic terrorism.
This is not a humor column, people. Not yet.
So Hollande was there of course, during this Paris Climate Conference, weeks after Islamists murdered more than 100 of his people.
He said that Islamic terrorism is very bad, but the weather? OMG!
Name any crisis anywhere about anything and he’ll blame Israel; won’t let it go to waste.
Merkel was there at a time when migrants were deluging Germany, but it was the weather that got her to Paris, come rain or come shine.
Germany is being destroyed by weather – got that?
Obama was there. Most of all, Obama. This is his baby. He was proud to say that this conference, about the weather, will teach ISIS a lesson. We will not be defeated….and this word just in: the towel-heads are shaking in their boots. “A weather conference!” wept their leader. “We are sunk.”
All the world’s leaders were there in Paris, 150 of them, at a time when we lack a single world leader. Putin comes close.
Mahmoud Abbas showed up. He dances at every wedding. This is the thug who has overstayed his PA leadership by more than 10 years. In other words, he is no leader, world or otherwise. In plain language, he is a terrorist, a bum and a killer – but always good for a laugh. So, ladies and gentlemen, heeeer’s Mahmoud.
No kidding. This cat’s got real possibilities for stand-up comedy. We hear that his pal Geraldo Rivera just lost his radio gig. Get the message?
So this part-time comedian, what was his message? He announced, with a straight face, that Israel is carrying out ecological attacks against his people. “Our agriculture is being destroyed,” declared Abbas, yesterday’s financier of the Munich massacre and today a “world leader.”
What a guy! What timing!
Name any crisis anywhere about anything and he’ll blame Israel; won’t let it go to waste.
If you remember Gush Katif, then you know how funny that is, that zinger.
Because when 10,000 Israelis were forcibly vacated from there, from Gaza, they left everything behind. This was Sharon’s pogrom against his own people, the Jews. So they left and handed over farms and greenhouses, all in pristine condition, and what did Abbas and his Arabs do the minute they took over this billion-dollar industry?
What did they do when they were handed this windfall, all this cutting edge agriculture?
They trashed it and burned it all to the ground, is what they did. Overnight, rubble. Rubble. This they do well. Nothing else.
Did anybody laugh at Mahmoud’s whopper? Don’t think so. World leaders don’t laugh. They do shake hands. Bibi shook hands with bloody Abbas.
That too happened in Paris.
Big mistake. That is not comedy when a Jewish world leader stoops so low. That is tragedy.
